Doppelgängland

Mick Jones and Stephen Mangan.



When I was watching the first episode of Free Agents and when I was watching an episode of Would I Lie To You?, my new panel show obsession (whatever, David Mitchell is awesome, ok?), that Stephen Mangan was on I would get weirded out regularly because it was like Mick Jones took a time machine at the height of The Clash's fame, when they weren't so stringent about hair length, traveled to the future and decided to do some comic acting and panel show appearances..

For an example of how they're not alike I was going to say that Mangan didn't seem like the type to (sometimes) front a band but apparently he was in a band. BUT that band was apparently a progressive rock band. So yeah, being in The Clash and being in a prog rock band assures that they fulfill the criteria of looking alike but being different. Although I think Mick Jones would be a lovely Would I Lie to You? guest. Imagine all the true stories he could tell.

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Dinner Time Outrage

So, I was watching Real Housewives of Orange County during dinner because it is Sunday and there wasn't anything else on. It was the episode when one of the thin blonde women who isn't Vicki (I know this isn't that helpful but I really can't tell any of the others apart yet) got celebrity chef Susan Feniger to cook for her upcoming dinner party.

Her husband felt that Latin food wasn't good enough for his pool party. He had planned to serve steakhouse type food. If you're going to, presumably, spend a ton of money on a chef it's probably a good idea to actually know what kind of food she specializes in and then to not ask her to cook something completely different. Like maybe Google her or something. This is the actual first line of her Wikipedia page (emphasis, other than her name, mine): Susan Feniger is an award-winning American chef, restaurateur, cookbook author, and radio and TV personality considered to be a leading authority on Latin cuisine in the United States."

But no, they obviously just wanted someone with a 'name' and figured that if they paid her enough money she'd cook whatever food they wanted. Then, with no sense of irony, the husband asked her to make deep fried Oreos for dessert. Latin food for the main course, no way! Carnival food for dessert, awesome! There's obviously some implied, or even outright, racism there. Also I wonder if he would have had the same crappy, condescending reaction if Rick Bayless, a man, proposed to serve Mexican food at his pool party. If I had to guess I'd probably say no.

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Project Runway; Why We're Done*

Disclaimer: Ok, this is a super old post but it's the end of the year and I haven't posted much here (at all) since I got tumblr (but I hope to change that soon now that I'm FINALLY getting a new laptop and won't have to use a communal computer) so I decided to post two drafts in a kind of bare-bones, what I have written already, form. This one is basically just bullet points I was going to post in the heat of the moment that now border on irrelevancy. Anyway, here we go.

So basically I, like every other right-minded person who watched Project Runway (including Jack Black who I recently heard voice this opinion making me feel slightly less irrelevant), think Mondo was robbed. He deserved to win, he is awesome and I was really pissed when he didn't. I decided that I wasn't going to watch Project Runway anymore; not just because of this outrage but also because it really hasn't been as good since its move to Lifetime. The challenges are uninspired and I just feel like I've seen it all before.

Here are some reasons why I thought the finale was a travesty of epic proportions:

-the ugliness of Gretchen's clothes
-the fact that her aesthetic was so trendy and therefore ephemeral
-the unfounded criticism of Mondo, I don't think his looks were unoriginal which seemed to be a major point of the judges
-bad for business? Christian Siriano and Chris March have been the only ProjRun names on the red carpet giving the show credibility. They were more avant garde like Mondo who is more likely to have his clothes show up on red carpets (Heidi wore his dress sans-sleeves to the Black Swan premiere)
-even from a 'producer wanting a happy ending' standpoint Mondo is much more likable

*I probably will still watch it next year. Especially now that tons of time has passed.

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Early Morning Outrage Pt. 2

Ok, I know she would dismiss me as one of those do-nothing bloggers, but Whoopi Goldberg seriously needs to stop using, "But she didn't go to the police," as a criticism of Mel Gibson's significant other. SHE DID GO TO THE POLICE. She got a restraining order before the tapes were released. (Also, I don't know that any woman should be criticized for not going to the police in an abuse case, but it's factually wrong to say she didn't).

Whoopi also needs to stop giving the benefit of the doubt to Mel as to the veracity of the tapes if she isn't also going to give it to Oksana as to whether she leaked them. Whoopi assumes that Oksana is the one who leaked the tapes without any proof. Maybe she did leak the tapes but it's wrong to hold people to different burdens of proof. It's not surprising that Oksana (the side-piece, as Whoopi calls her) is held to higher burden of proof than Mel.

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New Noisettes!!

I sort of knew that there was a new Noisettes album kicking around but I hadn't gotten around to checking it out yet. As a result of a promotional e-mail I checked their out their performance on Jools Holland via YouTube (above).

The first song, Don't Upset The Rhythm is, surprisingly very disco. It's really catchy and very danceable. The lyrics are a bit cliché but in a way that's befitting the poppiness of the song. Also Shingai Shoniwa rocked that gold lamé jumpsuit in a way I doubt anyone else could.

The second song, Never Forget You, started off with a bass line that, along with the off-beat ska rhythm guitar, made me like it immediately. I was kind of afraid at first that it was going to be a little too Winehouse-ish but Shingai's performance makes it very much a Noisettes song. Her voice is probably the best around currently and it's a shame that this band doesn't get more attention. Also the strings on both songs are perfect. I can't wait to pick up this album.

I really love bands that can change their style convincingly. I definitely prefer it to bands that do one style really well (unless that band is the Ramones). When I heard the Horrors new single for the first time I really didn't like it (despite the NME rave). They changed their style but it seemed kind of wishy-washy to me. Maybe I need to listen to it more along with the whole album, but that kind of reinforces how I feel about the Noisettes. I only needed to listen to Don't Upset The Rhythm once to like it and appreciate how seamlessly they were able to shift into disco-ey pop.If you're going to change your sound this is how you do it.

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I Officially Love Dollhouse

As you may have guessed, based on my affinity for Buffy, I've been watching Joss Whedon's new show; Dollhouse. I've liked it since I saw the first episode but I wasn't as impressed with it as I thought that I'd be. It did start to get significantly better, though, and even from the beginning it was probably still my favorite show on network television. Pushing Daisies, I'd say, is was similarly as good.

I loved Man On The Street, Echoes and Needs. They made it clear that the show was going to be much more than the first few episodes promised. The most current episode, A Spy In The House Of Love quickly became my favorite while I watched it yesterday. I hadn't been inspired to write anything about the show until I watched this scene between Ballard and Mellie:

(only watch this clip if you're up to date with Dollhouse)

Spoilers after the jump. (Definitely click continue though because that's where all my good ideas are.)

So, basically, Ballard has to sleep with Mellie after he finds out that she’s a doll in order to 'maintain the illusion', as whoever programmed Mellie put it, and not raise suspicion at the dollhouse.

He has to do something that he thinks is so wrong that he sacrificed his career to put an end to it. In sleeping with a doll he becomes corrupted; he knowingly has sex with someone who essentially lost any ability they had to consent. If he doesn’t corrupt himself in this way he'll have his plight to eliminate the dollhouse ended and most likely get himself killed.

I was kind of surprised that he went along with it so unflinchingly. As soon as Mellie went back to her un-hacked, active state he went back to exactly how he was pre-hack. He’s either ridiculously good at what he does or he’s pretty easy to corrupt.

What makes it an even shittier situation for him, if it was in fact Mr. Dominic who was hacking the dolls, Ballard's source has now dried up anyway.

At the end of the episode I liked how Dominic was kind of exposed as being similar to Ballard when he accused the dollhouse of hurting Echo after he'd tried to kill her twice. Kind of like how Ballard had to fight Echo in Man On The Street when his main motivation on the series has been to save Caroline.

It was also really funny that Dominic is actually an NSA agent since in Echoes he got outranked by Victor pretending to be an NSA agent.

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Doppelgängland

Brad Pitt And Julian Barratt



Both are dashing actors in their 40's who have fathered twins and have temporarily shared similar facial hair (something I obviously think is of great importance). They don't really seem to have much else in common.

I think, if given the opportunity, Julian could do a really good job in more serious, mainstream roles if that's what he wanted. If he'd been in Benjamin Button I might have actually had some desire to see it. Alternatively I can't quite see Brad hanging out in the Zooniverse with Vince Noir. He may like jazz though...

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Early Morning* Outrage

Ugh!! So I was reading some other blogs and had the TV on in the background. The Rachael Ray Show was on and this plastic surgeon was talking about nose jobs and brought up Adrien Brody. I've loved him since he was the (kind of faux) punk in Summer of Sam. His face is perfect and his nose suits him (and I've always had a thing for big noses). This effing plastic surgeon puts up a side by side pic of Adrien and what he'd look like with a nose-job. He said even though he's very handsome, that the smaller nose fit his face better.

TOTAL LIE!! In the after picture his nose did not balance out his chin, and the proportionality was gone from his face. I'm actually surprised the Dr. didn't suggest shaving down his chin bone as well. Jesus...I'm so sick of people getting cookie cutter noses. So many awesome looking people don't have cookie cutter noses. Besides Adrien, Noel Fielding and Erin O'Connor spring immediately to mind.

After the Adrien face massacre he brought up a similar side by side showing a woman in the audience what her nose could look like post-rhinoplasty. She basically said she wanted to get the surgery but couldn't afford to so the doc was basically showing her what she can't have. Nice...

For the rest of the segment, Rachael, who doesn't really seem all that vain, had to ooh and aah over things from breast implants to eyebrow growth serum. It came off as totally fake and pandering, the same way she seems to be pandering when she does segments for people with children (ok, I have watched her show before). I tend to think it's because producers are likely pressuring her to try too hard to appeal to her perceived audience. I wonder if this will change now that the demographics of people at home at 10am, due to unemployment, become very different.

*I'm fully aware that 10am isn't really considered early morning but I freelance and I stay up really late so to me it's pretty much early morning.

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Doppelgängland

I basically should have started this blog a year ago. My first bunch of posts are probably going to be kinda dated. I have a bunch of blog ideas backlogged in my brain. This is going to be the innaugural Doppelgängland post, showcasing people who look a lot a like but are very different. The name comes from the Buffy episode where regular Willow meets vamp Willow.

Spider Webb from The Horrors (left) and Chad Rogers from that house selling show (right):

I've never watched the house selling show, I just watch a lot of Bravo and he's pretty inescapable in the promos. He was also mentioned on The Soup a few days ago, which reminded me how similar they look. I doubt though that, haircut aside, they're anything alike. I also doubt chad can do this.

Also Chad was initial evidence for my very wrong prediction that the bowl haircut was going to be big in America this year.

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